Some Thoughts to Ponder

• The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
• Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
• If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
  
• I’ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
  
• A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
  
• How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
  
• Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
  
• Scratch a dog, and you’ll find a permanent job.
  
• There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
  
• Think about this. . . No one ever says “It’s only a game” when his or her team is winning.
  
• The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
  
• Money can’t buy happiness—but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Kia.